And the Oscar goes to.......

The Bachelor for acting like a douchebag on national television. REALLY??!! Where do I start, first he breaks up with the girl he originally picked. Saying that he can't control his heart, this I understand, but it was followed by he can't control his head either. My friend, that is a problem. That's like saying you can't control your bladder. You think, and than you do. If problems go beyond that you should seek medical attention. See, simple! That line had cop out written all over it. Then he goes on to ask the girl he originally dropped to be with him again.....and she says yes! Oh the drama! This is terrible television, that I fell victim too! When I am finished typing this I am immediately rushing to the police station to file a report that I have been robbed of an hour of my life. Also the host gets an Oscar, for acting interested, but then I take it away from him and hit him over the head with it, for calling this television moment HISTORIC? For real, historic? WOW, a man walking on the moon is historic, a man crying on television being an indecisive tool is moronic, or idiotic. Since I'm obviously better at finding adjectives to fit this horrendous occasion, I vote I host the show next season. Even better, I vote for immediate cancellation. Leave the matchmaking to fate, and off of the TV.